Profiles |
Mitch aka FightingV aka WatermelonHead
Mitch is the insane one, the smart butt, the guy the yells alot. He's the
one that puts a stop to downtime with a random outburst of stupidity.
Rick aka Superbird aka The Fat One (not really:)
Rich is the one who does all the technical work. Basically, he's writing
this right here. He also likes to write in third person. He's the loudest one
on the show because he's the one closest to the computer, not because he's the most
excited or he yells alot. In fact, he's pretty laid back most of the time...
sometimes it's just because he's doing the production part of the show as the show
is happening but most of the time it's because he can't think of anything funny.
A Girl aka Wendy aka GlowBaby
Wendy is the one who adds that girl type edge to the show, and she gets alot of
guys to listen to the show. She basically got suckered into doing the show since she
hangs out with us alot and seems to share the same since of humor.
The Studio Audience aka 8 year old kids aka Whippersnappers
A bunch of little idiots who love to sing. Unfortunately, they do it
horribly. I mean, when they sing, there is no key. Also, these kids keep the
censors on their feet.
The BET Hosts aka The Black People aka Homepeople.
They host the white hate hour. Somehow they wondered into the wrong show
with some white people hosts... stupid honkeys.
Ricardo Drake aka Talk Show Host aka Jerry Springer Wannabe
He has his own talk show which covers the most provocative subjects on TV and
wants to make it clear that unlike Jerry, he cares about his guests. Well, certain
guests. He likes to see big guys get the crap beat out of them by their daughters.
Mr. Griper and Mr. OtherGriper
Two old men we found arguing with a wall on the streets of our town. These
guys are never satisfied.
Mr. Hart
A middle school principal who loves his hunting. You about to get a
wippin'? Just mention hunting or fishing and he'll forget all about it.